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a-muse.

- procrastination. a day to learn a lifetime to master. i'll practise tomorrow...
tastefullyoffensive :)
I’M BACK!
because working on finance feels like a bird repeatedly shitting on my brain.
that is all.

tastefullyoffensive :)

I’M BACK!

because working on finance feels like a bird repeatedly shitting on my brain.

that is all.

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mnc0:

this movie…… wow

lazy reblog, thanks moh >Dbut oh damn it was good!

mnc0:

this movie…… wow

lazy reblog, thanks moh >D
but oh damn it was good!

(Source: ohbabyitsnatalie)

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cryogenicmemories:   Where are ze posts??

patienceeee =)

just got back from cairns yesterday! random posts concerning heat and humidity and very very very strong sun will be up soon!!

it sucks. 

mowing the lawn is loud as all hell.
you get cuts that you can feel but you can’t see.
the ones you can see burn in a way i would imagine the pope would if he went to hell.

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secretsunday:   Chyenn sounds like a girls' name. Are you hoping to mislead some of the Tumblr boys out there?

that is blatant sexual profiling. i think it is quite presumptuous to immediately isolate a name or a word into a gender-specific category.

i do not care for that either, and i will not dignify the question with a response.

a-PINGG! (seriously. check it.)

Anonymous:   Why did you choose Tumblr instead of any other blogging platform?

i have friends on tumblr. no other reasons really.

i never even thought about whether it was easy to use, whether it had the best functionality or ease of use, or anything else. usually i’m practical and would have considered other things, but not this time.

being able to interact with friends and letting them interact with me was always the priority =)

so i’m at work, and APPARENTLY i don’t work, at work, anymore.

i would deny it but then again it’s kind of a pointless argument seeing as i’m writing this. so think i’ll just let this one slide.

instead, this very interesting topic came up! i’m sure kitty is creating a facebook event right now because she’s quite proud of what she did =)

but ANYWAY - this is regarding a select group of those people who were fortunate enough to take a trip to shanghai in the semester break and engage in the drunken debauchery that somehow became classified as “laws3123 - chinese legal system.”

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Anonymous:   who inspired the name of your blog "a-muse"? was it a certain ninja's FKN HILARIOUS RANT

no. i’m taking all the credit for this one. i made it up on the spot and i am quite proud of it as well!

yeh yeh pride is a deadly sin. it’s going to kill me one day and i’m going to hell for all eternity because i offended some divide omnipotent being. too bad.

it’s mine and i claim it! FOREVER!

no arguments.

secretsunday:   Does your boss know you're being paid to go on Tumblr?

a rather redundant question =)

logically speaking, if i were to tell him about this (it’s a rather significant if by the way)

i would also have to tell him he was paying me to use the following:

- facebook
- msn (ebuddy)
- hotmail (there was a time when people actually REPLIED to my emails..)
- online banking (i like watching my money fluctuate)

i think that’s too much information for him to digest at once. so i choose not to tell him.

in doing so i’m making the responsible decision for his health.

Anonymous:   Are you gay?

ah, no.

(had to start with an open denial in case anyone read the first sentence and immediately went HE DOESN’T DENY IT! HOMO HOMO HOMO!!!)

if you’ve asked me this in real life chances are we’ve been through a gigantic list of reasons why i’m NOT gay, and i’m happy to review that particular lesson =)

yes it has been tested. the last night of show for revue was “let’s display hardcore homosexual erotica throughout the whole corridor so cast can’t avoid it” night. sexually speaking, i have never been less excited…